Showing posts with label limerick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label limerick. Show all posts

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Punting (or the worst idea ever)

It started out something like this:

On weekends I like to go punting.
With friends who enjoy beer hunting.
If we leave after lunch,
We can go in a bunch,
and the punter can do all the grunting.

This is how it ended:

For a good time we hired a boat
To sit in the river and float
Down the stream we would go
as we rocked to and fro
About none of our skills did we gloat.

Final thoughts:

never go punting; ever.

Friday, April 10, 2009

A Limerick Instead

I apologize for the fact that the rhyme here is a bit off... I don't know how else to express my annoyance that FSS has (once again) stolen my clothing and dared to post pictures of her wearing said items on facebook.  (Let's also remember that I'm a teacher, and she's in design school - shouldn't the theiving be the other way around?)

On your last shopping trip to my floor
You found something that wasn't a bore.  
I see in your pics
you were up to some tricks.
Next time you should visit the store.