Back in (the) Black

Dear ROTH IRA,

Thank you for turning profits

because I am poor.

I've been waiting to recoup my losses from this winter for a while, and after a few weeks of being right on the bubble finally crossed into the black with a profit of $0.80. At this rate I'll be able to retire at the ripe old age of 364.

Unemployment

Writing is quite hard

with unemployment looming.

Give me a job, please.

Photo Stalking

Visiting Stonehenge

you don't expect to see the

BEST MULLET EVER

you be the judge!

It's not a quarter... but it will do!

When truly in need,

quarters are over-rated;

tuppence will suffice.

Nothing says awesome like a bunch of high school teachers using the UK equivalent of a penny (though likely more worthless) to re-invent speed quarters. I vote we call it "Feed the Birds" in honor of the Bird Lady from Mary Poppins. Also, let it be known that certain tuppence coins bounce more readily than others, and that I either get it in the glass on the first shot [that's what she said] or wind up drinking.

What Not to Do...

If you're interested:

Mind-numbing boredom awaits;

Jane Austen Tour.

Seriously... I don't even like Jane Austen to begin with, but the Jane Austen Walking Tour was possibly the worst thing ever. Even the Janeites I was with thought it was misery. Perhaps worse than punting?

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Once again she has

brought wizards to life. Perhaps

the best? Thanks J.K.

Dessert (has two s's for "sweet stuff")

Cream + Meringue + Berries,

and it looks like an igloo.

Get in my belly.